me: dam girl are u a cheeto?

girl: why cuz im hot?

me: no cuz whenever u come round u always leavin dust on everything u ashy bitch

(via villainery)


when yo mama comes home and the atmosphere of fun and relaxation leaves the house 


(via ammit420)

*gets a sugar daddy just to pay for textbooks*

(Source: bepeu, via thisshitfunny)


Im that guy on an MMO who wont wear armour if it looks like shit I refuse I will wear a worse armour if it looks good and when all else fails i will wear nothing but pants and some gloves because I’d rather be killed than swagless

(via jrsmithfan)